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About Rural enterprise. (Halsey, Or.) 1924-1927 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 26, 1925)
n v i v u , tiX 1LKUK1SE California Celebrai fær SfofoHood rv LIFE’S ¡) LITTLE i JESTS £ K ip lin g I t E n g lan d ’s M o tt P opular A uthor R udyard Kipling has been adjudged tn g lu n d s most popular author. In a ! competition held recently to determ ine | her favorite authors. And the prizes , were not books, but automobllei j eight of them. The prize w inners f were those en tran ts who placed the , authors In the order established by their numerical appearance In the Hats ! “* «-»inpetltors. The old favorites I Mho have held their own since the be- ginning of the century were well repre sented. The order of fuvorltes us de cided by the contest w as: Rudyard For Colds Headache PERHAPS Kipling, Thomas H ardy. Hall Caine Conan Doyle, II. U. Wells, R ider Hag Pain Lumbago A German conk who loved to sleep gard, Arnold Kennett. Ethel M. Dell i In the morning warned the scolding Joseph Conrad, W. J. Locke, G. K Neuralgia Rheumatism m istress ot her Intention to leave for Chesterton, Iuu Hay. 1 America. A c c c p t o n |y 'O ver there.” she said, "the sun M in in g M en in A la sk a Bayer package rises much later, and when It Is al ready midday here It barely begins to M a k e Use o f A irp la n e whichcontains proven directions dswn In A m erica! I shall be able to It Is becoming a common occurrence Handy “ Bayer” boxes of 12 tablet« sleep a couple of hours longer."—Lot» for mining men to use the airplane for Alao ta ttles of 24 aud 100— Druggist« don Answers. Anplrln la the trad* mark o f B ayrr Mana» trips betw een mining camps In the In factura of MuuuaoaUcaclU«al«r of S a lk -jlk a c l« terior Of Alaska and also ln north Im p o ssib ility w estern Canada. Norman I.. Wlmmler, Exchange o f Courtesies “The m inister suggests,” rem arked placer mining engineer of the United T he president of a sm all bank In the flappers m other mildly, “that you S tates I ureau of mines, recently flew g irls’ give as much tim e to religion from Fairbanks, Alasku. to Eagle, an the \\ est. while In New York, received each day as you do to primping and airline distance of about two hundred an Invitation to visit O tto Kalin's Long pleasure." miles, In less than three hours, says Island estate and play golf over his private 18-hole course. "How absurd!" exclaimed the flap Compressed Air Magazine. "T h at's mighty nice of Mr. K ahn." per scornfully. "Surely a man of his Two modern airships now make reg education should know that there u lar trips out of F airb an k s—thus said the W esterner appreciatively. aren't 4s hours in a day,“—American bringing th at center w ithin a few "Any time he's out my way I'll he g |H<j I-eg I on Weekly. hours' travel of Tolovanu, K antlshna, to place my croquet ground at his dis . alaliu, Circle City and other mining posal. “—Boston T ranscript. dlMtricLs on the Yukon. " — .. ’S a F ac t “The last speaker," said the chair T h a t A lte re d the C ate man of the H ealth Congress, “is a W herever the striking example of the efficacy of the H usband (im patiently)—Is It pos doctrines he so eloquently advocates. ab le, my dear, th at you cannot keep itc h in g a n d Hale and hearty at eighty years ot those children quiet for a moment? w h a te v e r the age, he could tire out many a mao W ife (soothingly)—Now, John, don't ca u se , th e younger than him self." he harsh with the poor little things; A voice from the audience: “He it Is natural for them to he full of soothing touch o f r did.’’—Tit-Bit«. spirit, und they're doing the best they Rcsinol Ointment rarely can. .ails to give quick relief H u sb an d -W ell, if i could have a A N E W V E R S IO N moment’s peace, I would sit down and w rite th at cheek you’ve been bother- 1 ng me for. Wife (s tern ly )—Children, go up sta irs at once I And If I hear another word from you tonight I'll punish you severely. Say “ Bayer” - Insist! f September 9 Is 75th Anniversary o f H er 1 Admission to Union Resinol Green's August Flower * ALIFORNIA this year Shoes fo r B ird Dogs celebrating the seventy /» ' Constipation, As part of the equipment of bird fifth anniversary of her ad Indigestion and hunters using dogs, an eastern «port«- When Mexico secularized the mis mission to the Union. Ad Torpid Liver dream s of an empire on th e American man recommends wool-lined, sole- mission day is Septem ber 9 sions of California In 1834 there were I neifle. Including Hawaii, and Inciden Surruaful for 69 year«. leather boots be laced upon the four but with characteristic ex 21, with a force of 30,060 Indian neo SI'C end 90c bottlaa- E ditor—You can't get by with that feet of the dog. "This saves many 1867 g“ Ve US A‘aSka by PnrchHSe ln » t i. n n t i n e ,iR T s uberance many cities are phytes. The padres had about 810,000 Joke. T h at’s an old P at and Mike nasty b riar cuts, stuhhle bruises und throwing in fiestas and pa cattle, sheep, horses and mules. Their sheds sand burrs. The dog soon be The red and yellow of Spain came wheeze. H en H a t Rooster Plum es * r v géants of their own for annual grain crop was 245,000 bushels; ( Jokesm lth—But don’t you see how comes quite w 'lllng that they should flown In 1821, when Mexico won her D r H arry Beal Torrey, lecturing at good measure. th eir annual Income from sales from Independence. T h ereafter the Mexi I've Improved It? I’ve changed the be placed upon his feet, for he realizes the sum mer classes of the U niversity Merely a local nffulr? Hardly. Call herds was $550,000, The result of sec- can flag floated In nominal sovereign names from P at and Mike to M artin a fte r his first hunt th a t his feet are of California, told the students th a t fornla may rightly assume th a t the ularlzatlon was th is: “A few years suf L uther and Oliver Cromwell. not tender and cut up as Is usual be had been able to grow rooster ty over Alta C alifornia for 25 years. I nlted S tates—and pretty much all ficed to strip the establishm ents of ev when hunting rough and weed Indcned feathers on a hen und clothe a rooster Ju n e 14, 1846, a company of 33 the rest of the world—Is directly or In erything of value and leave the Indi country,” saya tills gunner. S ym p ath etic A mericans took possession of Sonoma, In fem inine g a rl. T bs change w as directly Interested In her celebration. ans, who were In contem plation of made prisoners of Gen. M ariano G. Tin fond o f m y d en lst. brought about by adm lnlaterlng cap For all the peoples of the civilized aw the beneficiaries of secularization, Vallejo and his small garrison, hauled H e’s n ev er a grouch; T a rg e t S k ill in V a in sules containing thyroxin, he ex- And w hen he h as hurt me world contributed to the gold rush of a shivering crowd of naked and, so to down the Mexican flag, proclaimed the Miss C atherine Murdock, treasu rer plained. Doctor T orrey has devoted He a lw a y s sa y s. "Ouch." 1848-50 th a t made the Golden state al speak, homeless w anderers." Republic of California and ran up a of a th eater ln K ansas City, practiced some years to the study of the thyroid moat overnight. A gain: California has such a bag of unique flag especially made for th e shooting for months so th at she might and pituitary glands und by controlling The Forty-niners, you see, mshpd tricks for visitors from ordinary spots. occasion from five yards of unbleached Ni» Choice cope with thugs and highwaymen who the effects of the glands he bus been < nllfornla into the Union uway ahead It has, for example, assorted clim ates cotton cloth nnd a can of red p a in t He had m arried a very small worn are alw ays expected nt the th eater box able to change the pigm ent of the of her geographical turn. at all seasons for all comers. I t’s Just The "B ear flag" waved proudly over an, and was being chaffed about It office. One day as she was taking $1,- feathers, and by injecting hormones This upsetting of the geographical as easy on a sum m er day to stand on the Republic of California for Just 24 at the club. 200 to the bank she was waylaid, and Into the blood could make a chicken's sequence by the admission of C alifor 'Now look here, you fellows," he gave up the day’s receipts without w hite feathers barred with bluck. snowbank on the slopes of Mount days. The Mexican w ar had been on nia as the twenty-eighth state intro Whitney (14.502) and catch steelhead since May 13. though nobody In Cali said. “ It’s all very well laughing m aking an effort to shoot, explaining duced new factors which hastened the trout In an Ice-cold lake as it Is to cook fornia knew it. When the news about this, tu t I alw ays base my con later that she couldn’t kill a man for N e a t Slogan development of the Indian country. eggs in the sun In D eath valley (-276). reached Commodore John D. Sloat. In duct on certnln definite principles. One $1,200, and th at to have shot would Rome bright w esterner has tw isted Out of the demand for communication And at San Diego not even a native command of American nnval forces In I of them Is: given a choice of evils, have m eant death, ns her aim had be a phrase Into a slogan so pat that It come rem arkably true. between the Mississippi and the Pa son can tell by the therm om eter w heth the Pacific, he sailed Into Monterey, alw ays choose the lesser."—Tlt-BIt» has been adopted by nn Oklahoma cific cam e the Overland Mail of the er It’s C hristm as or the Fourth of took possession of the port nnd on July farm ers' organization. The slogan la Fifties, the Pony express of 1860, the July. Then there Is Mount Lassen, 7 raise, I the S tars and S tripes nnd pro The W a y of A u th o rs one we commend to gardeners every A lw a y s O b lig in g St. I.ouis-San Francisco telegraph line the only active volcano, and the hlg claimed the annexation of California George Doran, the publisher, w here : “Weed 'em and reap."—Bo “W hat did you say when Jack th reat of 1861 anti the driving of the gold nnd trees nnd redwoods, the oldest and big to the United States. Admiral Sey ened to kiss you?” track ed a Joke about authors at a fare ton T ranscript. silver railroad spikes In 1869 at Ogden gest living things on earth, and so on. mour arrived with a British fleet a few well dinner th at was given him In New I told him 1 d like to see him try " —each a story in Itself. T he profllgiit» rake Is never able to i ork on the occasion of his departure C alifornia's very name suggests the du.vs later—Just too late. “And then?" for Europe. hoe his own row. Moreover the “lfs" of history have rom ance of her early days—and her The “C alifornia w ar," set going by “Well, Jack alw ays tries to do what Author«,” he «aid, “never think a fascination all their own and Cali historical beginnings are very old. the hoisting of th e “B ear flag." came 1 like." about money, and, every blessed book fornia furnishes several which will Cortez, conqueror of Mexico, gave the to an end with the signing of the “Ca- they w rite, they expect a royulty big long Interest historians: name to B aja (Lower) C alifornia when huenga capitulation” of Jan u ary 13, W /iy N ot ? enough to keep them from thinking If the Monroe D octrine of 1823 had he made his settlem ent at La Paz In 1847. The next y ear saw th e end of L andlord—You've been living In about money for the rest of their born not notified the R ussians that fu rth er 1534-5. California Is the name of a the Mexican war. extension of th eir Pacific coast actlvl fictional Island. Inhabited by Amazons I A momentous day for California was the house only a month and It's a days." total wreck. ties would be regarded as the "m ani under Queen Calafla and — — day rich In ■ — — — — — — gold. I F , ebruary 2. 1848. On th at '1 (1^1 was •» fa Cutlcura 8oothes Baby Rashes festation of an unfriendly disposition diamonds and pearls, ln an old Span- ’ ’S1"*'’ ,h<* treaty of Gnndalupe-HIdal- I T en an t—Then you ought to reduce the ren t this month. T h at Itch and burn, by hot b ath s tow ard the United S tates"— Isti romance, “Las Sergns de Esplnndl- wh,ch ">ade California safely ours i of C utlcura Soap followed by gentle If the raising of the “California Re an,” by Garcia Ordonez de Montalvo 1 by cr>n<lue"t and purchase. And on ' anointings of C utlcura Ointm ent. A M YSTERY public” flag by Americans Ju n e 14. (1510). j th at day Jam es W. M arshall .ticked up I Nothing better, purer, sw eeter, espe 1846, had not been followed three In Alta (U pper) California, Cabrino ’ of K01'1 ln th e racew ay of the i cially If a little of the fra g ra n t C utl weeks la te r at Monterey by the annex national itlonal monument m arks the spot snot ( Dew sa" 'ni,,l at Coloma In the Sacra A re you ready to enjoy social cura Talcum Is dusted on a t the fln- ation of C alifornia to the United first sighted by Ju an R odrigues Cab- mento valley. Just built by Capt. John I duties, ,p o rt, or recreations? l»h. 25c each.—Advertisem ent. S tates— rillo in Ju n e of 1542. He was a P ortu A. Sntter, of S u tter's Fort and New ! I f not t r y H o jT g T T rR ’« Cele If Admiral Seymour's Rrltlsh fleet guese navigator flying the golden Helvetia fame. The L ig h t T h a t Guides brated Stomach B itte r,, for over had arrived at Monterey before Com castles of C astile and the red lions of At the close of th e Mexican regime Cull It Imagination, call It wonder seventy year, noted a , a whole modore Sloat of the American navy Leon. So the flag of Spain was the there was the m iserable presidio and call It love, w hatever It he th at shows some tonic, appetizer and cor pueblo of Yerba Buena at the entrance had taken possession. Instead of Just first to float over the coast. us the deeper significance of the world a fte r— rective. | and hum anity and (nukes the dlffer- In June of 1579 a strange ship flying to San Francisco bay. with 200 Inhabi AI All Drug girls If gold had been discovered In Call | the red cross of St. George swooped tants. By the w inter of 1849-50 this I ence between the surface-light of sa fornla during the Mexican war, In- j down on the coast of Alta California m iserable village had become the city gnclty and th e Interpenetrating glow Tb« Hoetetfgr (»naps slead of Just a fte r the region had be nnd captured Spaniards, galleons and I of San Francisco, with 50.000 people Pitt sharp, Pa. of worship, we owe to It w hatever -J"« come ours by conquest nnd treaty — ' treasure galore. It wag the Golden ; In canvas tents, tin bouses and wooden | highest truth, w hatever tru stiest guld j ance we have.—Jam es M artlneau. Then, too, the rise and fall of the j Hind on her way round thp world un- ' cabins, scattered all th e way from the Goodness, what kind of a bird laid C alifornia missions Is of Interest alike der th at great sea captain. Sir Francis | bead, to Telegraph h lll- a n d as many to historical student, economist and D rake—part gentleman adventurer and j more on the way via the Horn, th e ; u ‘°se funny green eggs I" R ain N o In d u cem ent j Isthmus and the overland trail. Religionist. j p art pirate. D rake landed north of From a sum m er camp a d : “ Mineral So th at Is w hat the discovery of gold T h e U ltim a te Topic Jesu its began the establishm ent of San Francisco, took possession ln the I spring w ater and health In every C g L iB R A T ID lhe missions of Lower California. With name of England and named the re ; nt S u tter's mill did for California And Th° n* h.. m ,n >r • " » r x u m .n i profound breeze." The health part Is all right I na hum an m ind puraura j why C alifornia's gold, lying alm ost m I but we J o n ’t fancy those breezes with their expulsion In 1767, the Dominicans gion New Albion. STOMACH BITTERS T„‘ «“ • «round plain sight, should have escaped the i w ater In 'em, m ineral or otherw ise _ « e re given the work, while the F ran To ta lk in « IO U a. The Russians, blundering down j S p a n ia rd -th e moat Indefatigable gold- C ard .., Man Orrtrr „„„ ,.Mr„ ,,^ 7 " Boston T ranscript. ciscans w ere called upon to begin on through Behring strait In 1728, prose l a w . i L '''.n f ,r •" . a . li,'. upper C alifornia. F ath er Junlpero cuted the fur trad e vigorously, estab hunter the world ever Raw—Is a mys Im p a tie n t iiTatoï«. r."r " ‘“•"■•••S ■ onsy t,a, || |f mUreprenenterl. F ortune no longer knocks at a m an's Serra, padre presldente, had founded lished th eir fortified posts as far south tery—unless one believes In the guid Customer— Not done yet? And you door. Have an electric button If you fin e missions along the Camino Real as San Francisco bay and had the ing hand of Divine Providence In the advertise, "Shoes repaired Dickey's OLD RELIABLE Eye Water while you w ant to be in the push. from San Diego to S ub Francisco when Spanish C alifornians terrorized- The progress of th e one nation o f earth w ait.” dedicated to liberty, equality of rights he died In 1784. They prospered. Monroe Doctrine put an end to tb elr j and the pursuit of happiness R epairm an—T h a t's rig h t; only vou When a man freely adm its th a t his haven't w aited more than four days. wife Is stubborn he can afford to stop praying. “ cording to press reports the required Hack, with a diagonal hand, on which w N. IL, 8sn Francisco, No. 34-1925. M is p rin t sliver has been purchased In fndla Ind ra " r* r*v‘‘n,ed ; the second The reporter was Intervie, through a German firm and the nickel and third q u arters consist of „ ring I railroad m an's heir. The governm ent of Afghanistan has through an Italian firm. The manu tered field f r„„ „ „ „ w h |> “DM you g ran d fath er really mak* fniriwinced n new system of coinage facturing stam ps have been Imported th at statem ent about the p u b lie r *'hlch has for Its unit the nmnnla. a from Europe. lug In trefoils, with fhe color, -rang silver coin worth approxim ately the asked the new spaper man. Trnf wt o '1 ‘" ‘" t " " ,h e <fronn'> “No, I don't think so. It w as _ mis same ns the Kabuli rupee (about 16 u th e n u m b er w h o a re try in g to im ita te It. and white on the red. and all being print. mo«t Ilkeiy. The old man I a prob M a ry la n d ’s F la g a Copy r^nta). Tlie nam e of the new coin Is 1» B e rn -to -H a ir was n o t grow ing h a ir on bald represented a , mi the escutcheon of derived from Amanulla. 'h e name of ably suhl. T h e Public Be Ja m m e d .'" The stale flag of Maryland repre " l wo" W hsitotors. If th e m the present am eer of A fghanistan. In sents the escutcheon of the paternal the present seal of Maryland. is baidnea. o r aigna o f it you cen t affo rd to « Idltion to fhe nmnnla there will be coat of arm s of Ixird Baltimore. The H is O n ly Chance The beaver, though look«) „„ „ an to u»«“ForBt*a O rigin al B are-to-F4air.w ’""•ned half-am anla pieces and nickel first and fourth qu arters consist of embodiment of industry, sleena tea Fred Why was Adam m ade first? CorTi^ix/ndwe (dven F>r»onaJ AtttnUoo • d u s of sm aller dettotulnaUoos. Ac six vertical bare, alternately gold and hours a day. Dad To give him a chance to a s, By JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN " Vou Ready r L HOSTETTER’S New Afghan Coinage the best recommendation B are-to-H air s word or two, I suppose. H E N R Y H E R M A N , Distributor 115 M a a o o St* fl«a F ranciaco, Calif.